The Alice factory.

Music everywhere..

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 11:29:41 -0500

Music everywhere..

Back to some classic funnies. :)

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 15:10:18 -0500

Back to some classic funnies. :)

The Ballad of Fletcher Reede | The Smyrk.

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:25:54 -0500

The Ballad of Fletcher Reede | The Smyrk.

A toddler plays Jason Mraz’s song “I’m...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 10:13:21 -0500

A toddler plays Jason Mraz’s song “I’m Yours.”

I really want to get my hair cut. So sick and tired of long...

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 10:04:35 -0500

I really want to get my hair cut. So sick and tired of long hair.

Remembering my mother’s words of caution, apart from her Orange Alert advice, I felt for my...

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 18:15:00 -0500

Remembering my mother’s words of caution, apart from her Orange Alert advice, I felt for my wallet before I got out. “You’re going to get mugged. Count on it. I’m a New Yorker. I know. Don’t look up at the tall buildings, everyone will think you’re an asshole and then they’ll mug you because of it. Keep your hands on your wallet at all times, unless you’re getting mugged, and when you do finally meet your muggers, just hand it over. Muggers are very sick individuals. Give them what they want. Unless it’s dirty and depraved; that’s something you just can’t come back from. And keep your driver’s license someplace different. If a mugger takes it, you’ll never get on another plane without it. It’s an Orange Alert, you know.”

— from “We Thought You’d Be Prettier: True Tales of the Dorkiest Girl Alive,” by Laurie Notaro.

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Fri, 04 Dec 2009 17:03:29 -0500

I kind of laughed, but then again, maybe in China $1.95 could be...

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 19:26:32 -0500

I kind of laughed, but then again, maybe in China $1.95 could be hard to come by.

Another method to keep my laptop sweat-free.

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 16:29:00 -0500

I really need fingerless gloves that could:

- keep my sweaty palms off the keyboard
- don’t interfere with my wedding ring
- don’t look lame
- are breathable, comfortable, and hopefully form-fitting

Enter fingerless gloves, inspired by corsets and shoelaces. Yay for a chance to use my pre-wedding sewing machine. :)

I think the more technical people in my industry tend to poopoo...

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 13:33:00 -0500

I think the more technical people in my industry tend to poopoo charts and graphs as the salesperson’s smokescreen and glitter. But I secretly honestly like charts and graphs. (From McAfee’s Advice Center.)

So’s being willing to do something even if it’s...

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 11:55:00 -0500

So’s being willing to do something even if it’s silly, not because you want to, but because you value the other person’s peace of mind over your convenience. (Corollary of my lesson from my parental relationships.)

Yummy and romantic.

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 11:46:16 -0500

Yummy and romantic.

[ Take Me Away | The Caesarz. ]So much more pleasant than...

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 12:41:19 -0500

[ Take Me Away | The Caesarz. ]
So much more pleasant than Christmas music on the radio.

Letter to my penpal at in2books. I told her that as a kid, I...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:06:00 -0500

Letter to my penpal at in2books. I told her that as a kid, I loved reading about King Henry VIII and his six wives. This is true, but I was a weird kid, and maybe I should have kept that to myself. She will not be winning any popularity contests announcing this to her friends.

Regal tish tosh, brought to you by MakeMeMighty.ca.

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 12:48:43 -0500

Regal tish tosh, brought to you by MakeMeMighty.ca.

Brad and I were just talking about poker cards yesterday. He...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 12:41:55 -0500

Brad and I were just talking about poker cards yesterday. He claims that if he had to choose among all the queens in the pack, he’d probably stay single. But this pack has some good-looking people…

(via timoni: Heavy Metal Madness: It’s All in the Cards | CreativePro.com)

(via tbridge). Whoa, didn’t realize they could get that...

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:36:29 -0500

(via tbridge). Whoa, didn’t realize they could get that detailed! I’d like Jesus in my cup. :)

Sometimes I like taking a jaunt through my spam folder to see if...

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 11:48:37 -0500

Sometimes I like taking a jaunt through my spam folder to see if there’s anything interesting. (That form, by the way, was to phish for information.)

(via gatekeeper)

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 11:43:45 -0500

(via gatekeeper)

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 11:38:00 -0500

(via gatekeeper)